1 00:00:02,165 --> 00:00:06,223 LOUIS and LUCA MISSION TO THE MOON 2 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:38,196 What are you doing Louis? 3 00:00:38,198 --> 00:00:41,175 It's impossible to get this rubbish to work. 4 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:44,057 This remote doesn't work. 5 00:00:45,244 --> 00:00:47,291 There, there Louis, don't get all excited. 6 00:00:48,318 --> 00:00:50,014 Now, coffee, lads? 7 00:00:51,232 --> 00:00:52,319 Yes please, Alfie. 8 00:00:52,321 --> 00:00:54,921 You know me, I love me coffee. 9 00:00:55,114 --> 00:00:57,572 I've updated the coffee machine with microprocessors 10 00:00:57,574 --> 00:01:00,837 and Java, so now it's the quickest in the whole country. 11 00:01:07,694 --> 00:01:09,516 I hope you're good and thirsty Luca. 12 00:01:12,304 --> 00:01:13,775 I love coffee. 13 00:01:16,628 --> 00:01:17,847 Steady on. 14 00:01:28,862 --> 00:01:32,318 That's that then, anything else I need to have a look at? 15 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:36,834 This has gone completely pear shaped. 16 00:01:36,836 --> 00:01:39,781 Nonsense, I'll fix it in no time. 17 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:50,380 Shouldn't we er, maybe take the plug out? 18 00:01:50,382 --> 00:01:52,430 No need for a little job like this. 19 00:01:55,026 --> 00:01:56,241 I need to go to the loo. 20 00:01:57,332 --> 00:01:59,308 Can't you just manage by yourself for once? 21 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:01,437 But it's so dark outside. 22 00:02:01,629 --> 00:02:03,174 Well you should have thought about that 23 00:02:03,366 --> 00:02:04,870 before drinking all the coffee in Brazil. 24 00:02:12,704 --> 00:02:15,488 It's all right lads, don't worry, 25 00:02:15,490 --> 00:02:17,891 nature's turned the lights on. 26 00:02:18,469 --> 00:02:22,853 Here is the news that I feel is the most important today. 27 00:02:23,045 --> 00:02:24,733 Look it's easy as pie. 28 00:02:37,715 --> 00:02:39,356 Thank you Moon. 29 00:02:41,238 --> 00:02:44,006 Which also includes the provision that no one 30 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:47,097 in the government is permitted to ride a cow ever again. 31 00:02:47,099 --> 00:02:48,997 And we're going to the Moon. 32 00:02:49,189 --> 00:02:51,052 Oh yeah, do you remember when you tried 33 00:02:51,244 --> 00:02:53,431 to fool the newspaper about going to the Moon? 34 00:02:53,622 --> 00:02:56,045 Yes, it would have worked too if Luca's head 35 00:02:56,237 --> 00:02:57,266 hadn't got in the picture. 36 00:02:59,076 --> 00:03:01,881 And it's been 50 years since the UN 37 00:03:02,073 --> 00:03:03,915 adopted the resolution that no country 38 00:03:04,107 --> 00:03:05,399 can own the Moon. 39 00:03:05,591 --> 00:03:07,886 The resolution has passed it's statute of limitations. 40 00:03:08,078 --> 00:03:09,199 Statute of what? 41 00:03:09,391 --> 00:03:11,614 It means it's past it's expiry date, 42 00:03:11,806 --> 00:03:13,859 like that sour milk you had for breakfast this morning. 43 00:03:14,051 --> 00:03:16,675 Oh don't remind me, that tasted awful. 44 00:03:16,867 --> 00:03:19,805 Three months for a new resolution to go into effect, 45 00:03:19,997 --> 00:03:22,355 and in the meantime it's up for grabs. 46 00:03:22,547 --> 00:03:24,193 Whichever country manages to build a rocket, 47 00:03:24,385 --> 00:03:26,551 fly up there and plant a flag first, 48 00:03:26,553 --> 00:03:30,912 that country will be the sole owner of the entire Moon. 49 00:03:31,104 --> 00:03:32,244 The entire Moon. 50 00:03:32,436 --> 00:03:34,426 Hmm, we could try building a rocket. 51 00:03:34,618 --> 00:03:36,810 But how could anybody own the Moon? 52 00:03:37,002 --> 00:03:39,423 And it appears Norway is interested. 53 00:03:39,615 --> 00:03:41,492 Welcome to my show, isn't that so, 54 00:03:41,684 --> 00:03:43,401 head of Norway's newly founded, 55 00:03:43,593 --> 00:03:46,336 Government Space Program, Vigfus Skonken. 56 00:03:46,528 --> 00:03:48,712 Oh yes, Norwegians have always explored 57 00:03:48,714 --> 00:03:52,355 and even conquered land, like the South Pole for instance 58 00:03:52,547 --> 00:03:54,136 by Hansen, Nansen and Alensen. 59 00:03:54,328 --> 00:03:57,039 I'm the only one who's allowed to look directly into the camera. 60 00:03:57,041 --> 00:03:59,393 But Norway has no time to lose, 61 00:03:59,585 --> 00:04:01,654 other countries are also in the race. 62 00:04:01,846 --> 00:04:04,036 We've obtained exclusive secret images 63 00:04:04,228 --> 00:04:05,784 smuggled from a rocket base in Russia 64 00:04:05,976 --> 00:04:07,880 displaying a promising trial run 65 00:04:08,072 --> 00:04:09,931 for the so called Matryoshka Rocket. 66 00:04:15,744 --> 00:04:16,862 Niet! 67 00:04:16,864 --> 00:04:18,239 We have also been informed that even 68 00:04:18,241 --> 00:04:20,206 the United States of America has resumed 69 00:04:20,398 --> 00:04:22,304 it's space program after many years. 70 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:25,332 Houston we've got a problem, a really big one. 71 00:04:25,812 --> 00:04:26,948 Don't move. 72 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:29,128 Sorry. 73 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:32,106 All they need is for their astronauts to lose some weight. 74 00:04:33,294 --> 00:04:35,789 But honestly Skonken there really isn't any hope 75 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:38,160 that Norway will stand a chance in this 76 00:04:38,352 --> 00:04:39,600 highly technological space race. 77 00:04:39,601 --> 00:04:41,554 I'd have to disagree, don't forget that it's typically 78 00:04:41,556 --> 00:04:43,949 Norwegian to be um Norwegian. 79 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:48,183 And do you know Norwegians do astoundingly well, 80 00:04:48,184 --> 00:04:51,141 some of the sharpest brains in the world are in Norway. 81 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,414 And the government thinks that the Moon landing 82 00:04:53,606 --> 00:04:55,619 can become Norway's new 83 00:04:57,056 --> 00:05:00,197 - Moon landing. - Don't look into my camera. 84 00:05:00,389 --> 00:05:02,194 And now over to the weather. 85 00:05:05,446 --> 00:05:08,327 Why can't they leave the Moon alone? 86 00:05:08,329 --> 00:05:11,529 Well it won't be the first time people were up there. 87 00:05:12,716 --> 00:05:16,396 No it won't be, and it hasn't been the same since. 88 00:05:16,398 --> 00:05:19,286 Oh I've been dreaming about Moon rockets 89 00:05:19,478 --> 00:05:21,269 since I was knee high to a grasshopper. 90 00:05:22,804 --> 00:05:26,122 How would you fancy a trip to the Moon Louis hey? 91 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:28,856 Louis? 92 00:05:34,781 --> 00:05:37,020 Is that a goldfish bowl? 93 00:05:37,022 --> 00:05:38,690 Shh. 94 00:05:38,882 --> 00:05:41,735 I need to study the surface, and remember 95 00:05:41,927 --> 00:05:44,503 where there are lunar craters so as not to fall into them. 96 00:05:44,695 --> 00:05:46,539 You're really going up there? 97 00:05:46,731 --> 00:05:48,230 The first magpie on the Moon. 98 00:05:48,232 --> 00:05:51,770 For real this time, not just in the newspaper. 99 00:05:51,962 --> 00:05:54,374 Everyone thought I was a wally and called it fake news. 100 00:05:54,566 --> 00:05:56,427 But now I'll show them. 101 00:05:57,112 --> 00:05:59,367 I think a little trip to the workshop 102 00:05:59,558 --> 00:06:00,786 might be in order, you know. 103 00:06:00,978 --> 00:06:04,368 Now what I need to do is go and find some seed money. 104 00:06:04,559 --> 00:06:07,391 But Louis, what about all the things that could go wrong? 105 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:08,859 That can be your job. 106 00:06:09,051 --> 00:06:11,226 Well I suppose that is my specialty. 107 00:06:11,930 --> 00:06:15,391 Right, where's the goldfish by the way? 108 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,141 - It's safe. - Right. 109 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,337 Just er, don't use the potty tonight. 110 00:06:46,325 --> 00:06:51,159 Louis, Alfie! 111 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:56,987 Hmm, I wonder what's going on in there? 112 00:06:57,282 --> 00:06:58,760 No, it's not true. 113 00:07:03,041 --> 00:07:04,860 That does not go there. 114 00:07:07,397 --> 00:07:09,941 - What you doing? - Wait a second Luca. 115 00:07:10,133 --> 00:07:12,257 I'm in the process of doing some precision work 116 00:07:12,449 --> 00:07:14,021 that requires full concen-- 117 00:07:15,948 --> 00:07:18,339 Oh no, sorry. 118 00:07:18,531 --> 00:07:20,859 Don't worry I was gonna buy a new one anyway. 119 00:07:21,391 --> 00:07:24,084 - Where am I going? - It's this way. 120 00:07:24,276 --> 00:07:25,937 It's important to record the process 121 00:07:25,939 --> 00:07:28,404 and the visiting celebrities. 122 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:31,958 This is the stuff documentaries and film awards are made of. 123 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:36,957 Good day, good day, my name is Widow Stengen Von Glad, 124 00:07:37,149 --> 00:07:41,057 Lord Mayor of Flaklypa for the Centurist Social, 125 00:07:41,249 --> 00:07:43,395 Labour and Conservative Party. 126 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:47,932 Yes, the space program is so important 127 00:07:48,124 --> 00:07:50,797 that the Lord Mayor herself is here for a visit. 128 00:07:51,527 --> 00:07:54,376 And the city council has already pledged their support. 129 00:07:54,568 --> 00:07:58,315 Don't be shy now Alfie, let's see this rocket. 130 00:08:02,512 --> 00:08:05,214 Well it's not quite finished yet you know, 131 00:08:05,406 --> 00:08:08,435 but here you have before you the La Pollo 0, 132 00:08:08,437 --> 00:08:10,323 hand polished profiles, 133 00:08:10,325 --> 00:08:12,021 optimized for low air resistance. 134 00:08:12,023 --> 00:08:15,531 High RPM and medium fire hazard. 135 00:08:16,059 --> 00:08:19,607 Isn't your rocket a tad tiny? 136 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:23,198 Uh no, the first tests are small scale. 137 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,817 When we've completed those we launch it 138 00:08:26,009 --> 00:08:27,875 into the stratosphere and then it will be time 139 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:29,917 to build the actual Moon rocket. 140 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,384 Stratosphere? 141 00:08:31,576 --> 00:08:33,773 Sounds like a scary place. 142 00:08:33,965 --> 00:08:36,777 So do we have a party pooper here. 143 00:08:36,779 --> 00:08:39,979 Oh it's wise to be careful at the start, 144 00:08:39,981 --> 00:08:44,052 but don't let the naysayers run the show. 145 00:08:44,244 --> 00:08:46,049 It's all about perspective! 146 00:08:46,241 --> 00:08:47,657 Oh be careful. 147 00:08:47,849 --> 00:08:50,354 There are times when we need to forget about 148 00:08:50,546 --> 00:08:53,579 what might go wrong and say yes we can. 149 00:08:54,232 --> 00:08:55,928 No! 150 00:08:59,804 --> 00:09:01,728 What on Earth is wrong with it? 151 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:02,922 It's not finished yet. 152 00:09:03,583 --> 00:09:05,218 Run for cover everyone. 153 00:09:07,651 --> 00:09:08,866 Watch out, Luca! 154 00:09:10,821 --> 00:09:12,138 Give me that. 155 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:30,575 Look at it go. 156 00:09:32,022 --> 00:09:34,252 Well it's impossible to control. 157 00:09:37,465 --> 00:09:38,920 Oh no! 158 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,583 I'm not an expert, but aren't rockets 159 00:09:49,775 --> 00:09:51,747 - supposed to go up? - Where did it go? 160 00:09:51,749 --> 00:09:53,028 I don't know. 161 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,791 I think I'll just nip in here for a minute. 162 00:10:11,925 --> 00:10:14,229 Sounds like it's okay. 163 00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:20,257 Is it safe to come out now? 164 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,921 Now then, when are you going to start working 165 00:10:40,113 --> 00:10:41,724 on the actual rocket? 166 00:10:42,188 --> 00:10:45,121 Never, it's over, this is the end of everything. 167 00:10:45,313 --> 00:10:46,412 Everything we've worked for, 168 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,688 the entire space race project. 169 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,385 But why Alfie? 170 00:10:51,642 --> 00:10:53,338 The test was a complete catastrophe, 171 00:10:54,006 --> 00:10:55,413 we can't even afford to continue. 172 00:10:56,439 --> 00:10:59,578 Well that's why the Lord mayor is here hey. 173 00:10:59,769 --> 00:11:01,499 We'll be back on track in no time. 174 00:11:01,691 --> 00:11:03,965 Thanks to the council and the regional funding. 175 00:11:04,157 --> 00:11:07,806 Oh well, er, the council has gone through 176 00:11:07,808 --> 00:11:09,919 an expensive restructuring. 177 00:11:09,921 --> 00:11:12,481 Executive salaries have never been higher. 178 00:11:12,483 --> 00:11:14,499 But you said we could count on your support. 179 00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:18,983 But yes of course, you have all of our moral support. 180 00:11:18,984 --> 00:11:20,231 Your moral support? 181 00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:22,793 Oh yes, there's no shortage of that. 182 00:11:22,795 --> 00:11:24,556 Just let us know if you need anymore, 183 00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:26,668 more morals I mean. 184 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:31,696 Aye, well it was fun while it lasted. 185 00:11:31,698 --> 00:11:34,387 But you're never going to do a Moon walk are you Louis? 186 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:35,603 Not now anyway. 187 00:11:36,597 --> 00:11:38,710 It's probably just as well Louis, 188 00:11:38,712 --> 00:11:42,233 you can walk around all you like down here on Earth. 189 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,090 We can't give up now. 190 00:11:44,092 --> 00:11:45,947 Yes, we have too, 191 00:11:45,948 --> 00:11:47,933 because our little space program 192 00:11:47,934 --> 00:11:50,911 has been a total and utter fiasco. 193 00:11:50,913 --> 00:11:52,064 Been one of them. 194 00:11:52,066 --> 00:11:55,330 Fiasco, that word doesn't exist 195 00:11:55,332 --> 00:11:56,867 in Louis Gunderson's dictionary. 196 00:11:56,869 --> 00:12:00,711 I'm going to the Moon, even if it's the last thing I do. 197 00:12:11,858 --> 00:12:15,218 We don't need the worlds quickest coffee machine, 198 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,460 seeing as how slow it is round here. 199 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,401 Aren't you gonna watch the news Alfie, 200 00:12:20,857 --> 00:12:22,680 we should maybe check up on the space race? 201 00:12:22,682 --> 00:12:23,912 Nah. 202 00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:26,043 Well I'm gonna watch it. 203 00:12:29,504 --> 00:12:31,944 Here is the latest on the race to the Moon. 204 00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:34,913 Weird all they keep talking about on the news 205 00:12:34,915 --> 00:12:36,325 - is the Moon. - Shh. 206 00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:38,086 Rockets are being built all over the world. 207 00:12:38,278 --> 00:12:41,703 According to our sources most of them have problems. 208 00:12:41,705 --> 00:12:44,617 The EUs attempt has been a terrible failure. 209 00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:46,955 They put the Italians in charge of organization, 210 00:12:46,957 --> 00:12:49,837 the Germans of ornamentation, the Greeks of finance, 211 00:12:49,839 --> 00:12:53,135 and the British Brexited before they even started. 212 00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:56,274 And finally we've been told in breaking news, 213 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,036 the French have taken it upon themselves 214 00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:02,903 to completely revamp the launch pad for no apparent reason. 215 00:13:03,322 --> 00:13:05,264 This is why there were great hopes placed 216 00:13:05,456 --> 00:13:07,227 on another contender in the space race. 217 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,725 An individual called Alfie Clarke, 218 00:13:09,727 --> 00:13:12,895 an initial test launch took place earlier this week. 219 00:13:12,897 --> 00:13:15,265 How did they hear about that? 220 00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:16,642 I don't know. 221 00:13:16,644 --> 00:13:19,204 According to astronaut Bluka Gunderson, 222 00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:23,079 in a somewhat unreadable press release. 223 00:13:23,081 --> 00:13:25,001 No such thing as bad PR. 224 00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:26,346 It's a good thing they don't have any pictures 225 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,883 of the disaster. 226 00:13:27,885 --> 00:13:30,189 Bluka Gunderson has also provided us with footage 227 00:13:30,191 --> 00:13:32,729 - of the test launch. - Louis? 228 00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:36,410 Unlike the others happened to be surprisingly successful. 229 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:37,476 Hey? 230 00:13:37,668 --> 00:13:39,529 The commentary here is by Gunderson himself. 231 00:13:40,055 --> 00:13:44,055 As we can see La Pollo 0 is a model with positive 232 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:47,450 entry points, and explosive exit points. 233 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,909 This being said, it can be maneuvered indoors. 234 00:13:50,911 --> 00:13:54,078 This tiny model quickly reaches impressive heights 235 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,449 and controlled landings on the launchpad 236 00:13:56,451 --> 00:13:59,748 have been executed without any problems whatsoever. 237 00:14:02,727 --> 00:14:05,961 And joining us by phone is Vigfus Skonken. 238 00:14:05,963 --> 00:14:08,362 Head of Norway's governmental space program. 239 00:14:08,364 --> 00:14:10,828 We hear you already have more funding in place 240 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,013 for Alfie Clarke. 241 00:14:12,015 --> 00:14:14,960 That's right, hello, hello, are you there? 242 00:14:14,962 --> 00:14:16,721 Oh there you are, yes okay, 243 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,098 the government is about to announce 244 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,436 this great news to Alfie Clarke. 245 00:14:20,438 --> 00:14:21,908 Come on, in here hey. 246 00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:25,368 It looks as though it's coming together nicely. 247 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:28,154 And now we'll go over to the Lottery. 248 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:32,364 - I am Vigfus Skonken. - Right my name is-- 249 00:14:32,556 --> 00:14:34,400 The man that will get us to the Moon. 250 00:14:36,354 --> 00:14:38,402 And the government will pay. 251 00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:41,988 But the test launch didn't go quite as well-- 252 00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:43,815 Don't be bothering Vigfus with this. 253 00:14:44,007 --> 00:14:46,133 I can smell the Moon already. 254 00:14:46,392 --> 00:14:48,448 Er, I think that might have been me. 255 00:14:49,741 --> 00:14:51,308 But it isn't that easy. 256 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,229 I mean we don't even have a launchpad. 257 00:14:53,231 --> 00:14:55,503 We're working on that presently. 258 00:14:55,505 --> 00:14:57,806 What about the materials needed to build the rocket? 259 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,278 This is just perfect. 260 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,420 And the workshop needs to be rebuilt. 261 00:15:02,422 --> 00:15:04,213 Ready when you are. 262 00:15:04,215 --> 00:15:07,673 What about fuel, I doubt that Flaklypa service stations 263 00:15:07,675 --> 00:15:10,779 have 14,000 liters of double distilled high octane. 264 00:15:10,781 --> 00:15:12,764 No, but we have hundreds of oil rigs 265 00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:14,429 that can help out. 266 00:15:14,431 --> 00:15:16,255 We will do everything in our power 267 00:15:16,257 --> 00:15:18,658 to launch this rocket as soon as possible, 268 00:15:18,659 --> 00:15:21,379 - with me onboard. - Huh, you? 269 00:15:22,085 --> 00:15:23,845 You're going to be an astronaut? 270 00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:25,552 Aren't you just an administrator? 271 00:15:25,705 --> 00:15:27,016 Just? 272 00:15:27,018 --> 00:15:29,321 Look here, since Norway's going to own the Moon 273 00:15:29,323 --> 00:15:32,139 a government official needs to set foot on the ground. 274 00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:33,933 Looks like it's you and me then. 275 00:15:33,935 --> 00:15:35,470 Yes. 276 00:15:35,472 --> 00:15:37,744 Seems like the government has it all under control. 277 00:15:37,746 --> 00:15:39,569 Seems like we're off to the Moon. 278 00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:41,586 Yeah, looks that way. 279 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:44,405 This is an Insta moment Luca. 280 00:15:45,752 --> 00:15:47,032 Just a minute. 281 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,172 Go on get in Louis, right, say cheers. 282 00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:58,113 I Think this calls for a celebration. 283 00:15:58,114 --> 00:15:59,502 I thought the council was broke. 284 00:15:59,694 --> 00:16:03,235 Huh, really, what ever made you think such a thing? 285 00:16:03,237 --> 00:16:05,576 - You're paying for this right? - Uh huh. 286 00:16:06,345 --> 00:16:08,720 Bubbles all round, now let's celebrate. 287 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,954 I'll just put it on your bill. 288 00:17:45,909 --> 00:17:47,125 Come on it's starting. 289 00:17:47,532 --> 00:17:49,130 Oh yes. 290 00:17:56,606 --> 00:17:58,997 I'm not interested in watching space travel. 291 00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:05,093 Come here, Flaklypa's on the television. 292 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,012 What a load of poppycock, 293 00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:08,827 Alfie Clarke's Moon rocket. 294 00:18:09,019 --> 00:18:10,139 Huh, what's that compared to 295 00:18:10,473 --> 00:18:11,817 Oliver Clifford's cheese fountain 296 00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:13,994 for birthday parties, and conferences. 297 00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:18,709 None of the seats are reserved. 298 00:18:23,475 --> 00:18:25,554 This is so exciting. 299 00:18:26,258 --> 00:18:28,918 And so my avid viewers tomorrow is 300 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,152 the rocket launch at Cape Flaklypa. 301 00:18:31,555 --> 00:18:33,346 And for the latest breaking news on the event 302 00:18:33,563 --> 00:18:35,546 we go live to our reporter on the ground, 303 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,702 Frederick Hansen. 304 00:18:36,893 --> 00:18:41,504 Hello, and welcome, News Editor Frederick Hansen here, 305 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:45,380 to report directly from Cape Flaklypa. 306 00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:46,627 What? 307 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,932 I'm the only one supposed to have a desk. 308 00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:50,726 Reporters aren't supposed to have desks. 309 00:18:50,728 --> 00:18:52,616 Well I can't hear you properly, 310 00:18:52,618 --> 00:18:55,369 the connection is bad, but I'm sure you asked me 311 00:18:55,371 --> 00:18:57,643 what it's like for an experienced news editor 312 00:18:57,645 --> 00:18:59,279 such as me to host this program. 313 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,743 No, I most certainly did not. 314 00:19:01,937 --> 00:19:05,329 A program such as this provides us with excitement, 315 00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:10,069 tension, explosions, astronauts flying as fire balls 316 00:19:10,071 --> 00:19:12,023 through the atmosphere on their way toward 317 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,584 - a certain death. - Oy! 318 00:19:15,707 --> 00:19:18,459 And here is the man responsible for it all, 319 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,246 - Alfie Clarke, welcome. - Er. 320 00:19:21,248 --> 00:19:24,256 And the charming Madam Mayor of Flaklypa, 321 00:19:24,258 --> 00:19:25,505 Stengelfohn-Glad 322 00:19:25,507 --> 00:19:28,548 Er it's Lord Mayor, but I'll let it pass. 323 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:35,625 Quite, so how is it possible to have a rocket launch 324 00:19:35,627 --> 00:19:38,956 - in little Flaklypa. - Well it's quite simple-- 325 00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:41,518 Everything is possible in Flaklypa. 326 00:19:41,951 --> 00:19:44,869 You wouldn't believe what we have accomplished here. 327 00:19:45,203 --> 00:19:47,571 Yes well, indeed, why don't we start here 328 00:19:47,573 --> 00:19:49,428 in the control center. 329 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,206 This we would call mission control. 330 00:19:52,439 --> 00:19:55,288 Most everything here is standard space equipment 331 00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:56,986 according to the tamburg model, 332 00:19:56,988 --> 00:20:00,701 closely tested using the on a whim method. 333 00:20:00,703 --> 00:20:03,551 The rocket is controlled from the ground 334 00:20:03,553 --> 00:20:05,578 to ensure resting regulations, 335 00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:07,883 and in case they become car sick. 336 00:20:08,075 --> 00:20:09,572 I mean rocket sick. 337 00:20:09,574 --> 00:20:11,077 How clever. 338 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,222 We'll be communicating on this system 339 00:20:13,223 --> 00:20:14,439 via analog frequencies. 340 00:20:15,594 --> 00:20:17,726 We have it all to ourselves now that everything's gone digital, 341 00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:21,589 and naturally there is a designated area for relaxation 342 00:20:21,781 --> 00:20:24,206 and contemplation, complete with dispensers 343 00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:26,865 for red and white grape juice, 344 00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:30,004 and assorted tins with various refreshments. 345 00:20:30,006 --> 00:20:31,669 Naturally recycled materials, 346 00:20:31,671 --> 00:20:33,397 all very environmentally friendly. 347 00:20:36,346 --> 00:20:38,682 Well it looks as if the Lord Mayor has a fancy 348 00:20:38,684 --> 00:20:40,188 for that particular detail. 349 00:20:40,189 --> 00:20:42,845 Well you have to practice what you preach I say. 350 00:20:43,866 --> 00:20:46,130 And here we have a machine that beeps 351 00:20:46,322 --> 00:20:48,130 as long as everything is doing well. 352 00:20:48,132 --> 00:20:51,043 These gauges are for measuring fuel and oxygen levels, 353 00:20:51,045 --> 00:20:53,477 as well as weather conditions, stability, 354 00:20:53,479 --> 00:20:55,367 and excess weight. 355 00:20:55,368 --> 00:20:57,256 Hmm, and what type of cargo are you bringing to the Moon? 356 00:20:57,259 --> 00:20:58,538 That's the governments business, 357 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,965 I'm merely in charge of transportation. 358 00:21:01,157 --> 00:21:04,870 Transportation, 359 00:21:05,008 --> 00:21:09,170 Emanuel, fetch the largest cheese in the storage room. 360 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,933 Can you imagine how much people would be willing to pay 361 00:21:13,207 --> 00:21:15,607 for cheese that's been to the Moon. 362 00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:19,514 Yeah, I mean who are they to "disabrie"? 363 00:21:22,238 --> 00:21:23,837 Get it, disabrie. 364 00:21:23,839 --> 00:21:26,207 Well that would be a bit cheesy. 365 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,669 Hey, I said go fetch that cheese. 366 00:21:34,984 --> 00:21:38,089 Um, as you can see the mood for the day before take off 367 00:21:38,091 --> 00:21:39,882 is rather cheery. 368 00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:43,404 Oh yes, we're all very cheerful here. 369 00:21:43,406 --> 00:21:44,718 Rose. 370 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,152 - Cheers. - Cheers. 371 00:21:57,818 --> 00:21:59,801 Well you'll be off tomorrow? 372 00:21:59,803 --> 00:22:03,965 Yeah but we'll keep in touch by radio the entire time. 373 00:22:04,159 --> 00:22:06,783 And we'll be back before you know it. 374 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,896 Promise you'll come back though? 375 00:22:09,923 --> 00:22:12,643 Of course, I'm not leaving you Luca. 376 00:22:12,645 --> 00:22:15,558 We're gonna be mates for the rest of our lives. 377 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,960 Well how can you be so sure about it? 378 00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:25,966 See this glass jar, I'll fill it up with Moon dust 379 00:22:25,968 --> 00:22:28,624 and then bring it home just for you. 380 00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:29,780 Yeah. 381 00:22:29,972 --> 00:22:32,632 And in order to keep my promise of giving you Moon dust 382 00:22:32,824 --> 00:22:35,158 I have to return don't I? 383 00:22:35,159 --> 00:22:38,679 Okay, but just be careful Louis all right. 384 00:22:38,681 --> 00:22:41,018 Look Alfie built the rocket yeah, 385 00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:44,412 I'm at the controls, I mean what could possibly go wrong? 386 00:23:01,675 --> 00:23:03,691 Oh yeah, it's starting soon, yeah. 387 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:27,229 The day has finally arrived. 388 00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:29,471 A Norwegian rocket will be sent to the Moon, 389 00:23:29,472 --> 00:23:31,553 Norway is in the lead of the space race now, 390 00:23:31,554 --> 00:23:35,422 the Moon could actually be Norwegian. This is-- 391 00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:37,062 I have to interrupt that boring introduction 392 00:23:37,254 --> 00:23:38,630 that didn't even mention me. 393 00:23:38,632 --> 00:23:41,737 Here come the astronauts. 394 00:23:53,781 --> 00:23:56,616 Whoops, well if you insist. 395 00:24:14,484 --> 00:24:17,203 Hey up, Louis, the jar! 396 00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:25,035 Today my friends, today they aren't just two men who, 397 00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:29,230 well yes they actually aren't in fact two men. 398 00:24:29,232 --> 00:24:32,688 We have one man and one magpie. 399 00:24:32,690 --> 00:24:36,723 Today it isn't just a man and a magpie 400 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,388 who are going to the Moon, 401 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:43,033 because they represent all of us. 402 00:24:44,219 --> 00:24:48,351 La Pollo has a little bit of all of us on that journey. 403 00:24:48,543 --> 00:24:51,164 Never mind that, is it time for lunch hey? 404 00:25:02,154 --> 00:25:05,353 Louis to Alfie, we are now in the control module. 405 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,973 Great, prepare for systems checks before take off. 406 00:25:09,167 --> 00:25:11,919 Roger, I mean Alfie. 407 00:25:14,963 --> 00:25:17,651 Check the gyrostabilizer to counteract gravity 408 00:25:17,653 --> 00:25:18,759 and vomiting. 409 00:25:22,489 --> 00:25:24,081 - Check. - Check. 410 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:25,658 Check rocket brake system. 411 00:25:27,549 --> 00:25:29,437 - Check. - Check. 412 00:25:29,439 --> 00:25:31,935 Check payment method in case of crash landing 413 00:25:31,937 --> 00:25:33,343 in a foreign country. 414 00:25:33,345 --> 00:25:35,136 - Travelers check. - Check. 415 00:25:35,138 --> 00:25:36,418 Check fuel level. 416 00:25:38,725 --> 00:25:41,738 - Full, as a bloke on Christmas day. - Check, check. 417 00:25:41,930 --> 00:25:44,117 Run procedure for checking the aluminum hull. 418 00:25:45,643 --> 00:25:46,994 - Check. - Check. 419 00:25:47,493 --> 00:25:50,757 Hang about, Louis you forgot the jar for the Moon dust. 420 00:25:51,376 --> 00:25:53,775 Check machine that goes beep to ensure that all 421 00:25:53,777 --> 00:25:55,024 systems are go. 422 00:25:56,275 --> 00:25:57,330 - Check. - Check. 423 00:25:57,844 --> 00:25:58,964 Oxygen. 424 00:25:59,254 --> 00:26:01,782 Enough to the Moon and back again. 425 00:26:01,784 --> 00:26:03,223 Seal the hatch. 426 00:26:03,225 --> 00:26:04,632 Sealing the hatch now. 427 00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:12,734 Hello? 428 00:26:12,736 --> 00:26:14,431 All systems are go. 429 00:26:14,433 --> 00:26:17,442 Then sit back and start the engines, 430 00:26:17,444 --> 00:26:19,012 and we'll commence countdown. 431 00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:29,386 There, can you feel it Melvin? 432 00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:34,543 The magnitude of space, the yearning for the unknown? 433 00:26:34,545 --> 00:26:36,497 Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm feeling it. 434 00:26:37,268 --> 00:26:39,380 Oh I need the loo. 435 00:26:39,381 --> 00:26:40,820 Can't you hold it in? 436 00:26:40,822 --> 00:26:45,079 All systems are a go as they say across the pond. 437 00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:47,418 Commence automatic start sequence. 438 00:26:47,419 --> 00:26:50,171 Take off in T-minus two minutes. 439 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:52,381 Oh yes, tea would be lovely. 440 00:26:52,383 --> 00:26:54,270 No that means that the rocket will launch 441 00:26:54,272 --> 00:26:55,616 in two minutes. 442 00:26:55,618 --> 00:26:59,619 Yes, yes, it's all very, very exciting. 443 00:27:00,774 --> 00:27:03,304 Perhaps you and Luca could step out. 444 00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:04,178 Luca? 445 00:27:04,370 --> 00:27:07,443 Last time I saw him he was hitching a ride on the rocket. 446 00:27:09,165 --> 00:27:10,238 What? 447 00:27:10,430 --> 00:27:11,563 Is that a problem? 448 00:27:12,623 --> 00:27:14,863 Louis check the lifeform detector. 449 00:27:16,882 --> 00:27:20,562 What? 450 00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:25,943 There is something moving in the cargo hold. 451 00:27:26,461 --> 00:27:29,414 Just as I suspected, okay we'll have to abort the mission. 452 00:27:32,548 --> 00:27:35,047 Are we on the Moon already? 453 00:27:43,239 --> 00:27:44,902 Ah, now we're ready Vigfus. 454 00:27:47,114 --> 00:27:49,866 Will this jeopardize the Moon landing? 455 00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:54,222 Oh no, Luca brought me something very important. 456 00:27:56,818 --> 00:27:58,865 Alfie we're ready now. 457 00:27:59,155 --> 00:28:00,530 Right, we'll try that again. 458 00:28:00,532 --> 00:28:02,772 Let's pick up where we left off. 459 00:28:02,774 --> 00:28:06,295 T-minus one minute and 26 seconds. 460 00:28:06,297 --> 00:28:07,608 Is it tea time? 461 00:28:07,610 --> 00:28:10,458 No it means that's the length of time left 462 00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:11,899 until the rocket is launched. 463 00:28:11,901 --> 00:28:13,789 Urgh, don't you know anything. 464 00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:16,223 Louis, disconnect the fuel intake. 465 00:28:18,499 --> 00:28:22,435 T-minus one minute and 11 seconds. 466 00:28:22,437 --> 00:28:24,933 - 11. - Maximize the fuel pressure. 467 00:28:24,935 --> 00:28:26,375 Maximizing pressure. 468 00:28:26,377 --> 00:28:28,136 One minute to lift off. 469 00:28:29,002 --> 00:28:31,626 In one minute Norway will be making history, 470 00:28:31,724 --> 00:28:32,685 Frederick Hansen? 471 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:34,605 I'm in the middle of blogging. 472 00:28:34,607 --> 00:28:36,847 Can't a reporter even write an emotional blog 473 00:28:37,041 --> 00:28:38,694 about space exploration now. 474 00:28:39,508 --> 00:28:42,172 Let's see, how do you spell death trap? 475 00:28:44,118 --> 00:28:46,455 Transfer from external to internal power. 476 00:28:46,456 --> 00:28:48,375 Terminating external power. 477 00:29:05,735 --> 00:29:08,295 Transfer to internal power complete. 478 00:29:08,297 --> 00:29:10,377 Splendid, sit back and relax, 479 00:29:10,379 --> 00:29:12,330 and I will take over from here. 480 00:29:12,332 --> 00:29:14,220 T-minus 30 seconds. 481 00:29:14,222 --> 00:29:15,886 We're going to be rich. 482 00:29:23,861 --> 00:29:28,502 Count down from 20, 19, 18, 483 00:29:29,690 --> 00:29:33,467 17, where are you off to now? 484 00:29:33,469 --> 00:29:34,588 The loo. 485 00:29:34,590 --> 00:29:36,285 13, you'll miss the-- 486 00:29:36,287 --> 00:29:38,174 - 12. - Rocket launch. 487 00:29:38,176 --> 00:29:40,031 I've had enough of rockets. 488 00:29:40,033 --> 00:29:41,344 Lift off in 10. 489 00:29:43,076 --> 00:29:44,354 Nine. 490 00:29:45,190 --> 00:29:46,213 Eight, 491 00:29:46,215 --> 00:29:47,834 Seven. 492 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:53,451 It's happening, it's happening. 493 00:29:53,452 --> 00:29:55,788 So we're getting in reports from onsite 494 00:29:55,790 --> 00:29:58,221 that it is actually happening. 495 00:29:58,277 --> 00:29:59,429 Three, 496 00:30:01,010 --> 00:30:02,069 two, 497 00:30:04,148 --> 00:30:05,434 one. 498 00:30:06,357 --> 00:30:07,733 Zero. 499 00:30:27,462 --> 00:30:29,959 Can you describe what it feels like 500 00:30:29,961 --> 00:30:32,008 to be so close to the rocket? 501 00:30:32,010 --> 00:30:37,175 Of course, yes, it's absolutely indescribable. 502 00:30:53,243 --> 00:30:55,995 We have lift off. 503 00:30:55,996 --> 00:30:57,692 Some bubbly perhaps. 504 00:30:57,694 --> 00:30:59,005 No, thank you. 505 00:30:59,007 --> 00:31:01,377 I'm the designated driver of this rocket. 506 00:31:06,662 --> 00:31:07,989 Oh no. 507 00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:15,018 The cork is stuck. 508 00:31:15,019 --> 00:31:17,451 I can't control it. 509 00:31:18,350 --> 00:31:19,373 Oh goodness. 510 00:31:26,003 --> 00:31:27,401 What's going on? 511 00:31:29,079 --> 00:31:30,422 Oh we have to do something, 512 00:31:30,712 --> 00:31:33,309 I should take a selfie. 513 00:31:36,156 --> 00:31:37,884 My cheese. 514 00:31:38,174 --> 00:31:41,887 They'll be dust and debris, de-brie. 515 00:31:42,786 --> 00:31:44,448 Louis you have to take over, 516 00:31:44,450 --> 00:31:46,946 I need to disconnect the external control system. 517 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:49,188 Oh that sounds like a delicate operation. 518 00:31:52,554 --> 00:31:54,646 30% keel over and increasing. 519 00:31:54,838 --> 00:31:56,938 Connect gyrostabilizer flaps. 520 00:31:58,830 --> 00:32:00,316 Peddle. 521 00:32:06,516 --> 00:32:10,295 This is appalling, someone could get badly hurt here. 522 00:32:10,487 --> 00:32:13,111 Why aren't we filming people who could get hurt? 523 00:32:13,112 --> 00:32:15,128 Because er, we could get hurt. 524 00:32:19,934 --> 00:32:23,231 Rocket injuries are covered by the natural disaster fund. 525 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:25,761 Listen to me Louis, you need to level out the rocket. 526 00:32:25,763 --> 00:32:28,194 Reverse the gyrostabilizer and give extra thrust 527 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:29,612 when you reach the safety zone. 528 00:32:29,798 --> 00:32:31,058 I am trying. 529 00:32:31,336 --> 00:32:33,336 This was not part of my job description. 530 00:32:54,521 --> 00:32:58,251 Fantastic, have you ever seen anything so beautiful? 531 00:32:59,389 --> 00:33:00,668 Get out of the way. 532 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,187 Yeah! 533 00:33:06,882 --> 00:33:07,990 Huh? 534 00:33:13,544 --> 00:33:16,050 - Can I go to the loo now? - What? 535 00:33:16,242 --> 00:33:19,714 - Yes, you can go now. - Thank you. 536 00:33:19,906 --> 00:33:22,946 Oh wasn't there a loo here a moment ago. 537 00:33:30,870 --> 00:33:33,474 Must be the cabbage I had yesterday. 538 00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:42,749 Alfie, did we build the rocket with an external bathroom? 539 00:33:43,327 --> 00:33:44,414 What do you mean? 540 00:33:44,416 --> 00:33:46,367 The loo is stuck to the rocket. 541 00:33:46,369 --> 00:33:48,897 Oh no, that's where Luca was going. 542 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:54,742 We have to get Luca in here before he falls out. 543 00:33:55,048 --> 00:33:56,583 Here you take over. 544 00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:17,656 It's occupied, do you mind. 545 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:25,054 What's going on? 546 00:34:30,116 --> 00:34:31,250 Me hat! 547 00:34:42,189 --> 00:34:45,710 You have to stop doing this Luca, you could get hurt. 548 00:34:46,704 --> 00:34:49,744 Louis I'm never ever going to the loo again. 549 00:34:49,746 --> 00:34:51,666 This is not going according to plan. 550 00:34:51,668 --> 00:34:55,029 Oh don't worry, the more people we have from Flaklypa 551 00:34:55,031 --> 00:34:58,520 the better, it simply confirms that Flaklypa 552 00:34:58,522 --> 00:35:01,338 is the space capital of the world. 553 00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:04,285 Yeah, how is the loo, I mean Luca. 554 00:35:04,286 --> 00:35:07,551 He has his liquorice and he's sitting up in bed. 555 00:35:07,553 --> 00:35:09,023 Will he be okay? 556 00:35:09,025 --> 00:35:12,803 Everything under control, he likes the outdoors, 557 00:35:12,804 --> 00:35:16,166 couldn't be further out then this, isn't that right Luca? 558 00:35:16,168 --> 00:35:17,350 We're doing great. 559 00:35:17,352 --> 00:35:19,048 You're about to exit the atmosphere, 560 00:35:19,049 --> 00:35:21,257 extinguish the booster rockets 561 00:35:21,259 --> 00:35:24,492 and set your course for the Moon. 562 00:35:24,494 --> 00:35:28,270 Aye aye, I'm setting course for the Moon. 563 00:35:28,272 --> 00:35:30,640 Our heroes are on their way-- 564 00:35:30,642 --> 00:35:33,907 Our heroes are on their way to the Moon. 565 00:35:33,909 --> 00:35:35,765 We'll return as soon as something interesting happens. 566 00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:39,287 We'll return as soon as something interesting happens. 567 00:35:39,289 --> 00:35:41,401 Thanks so much for tuning in to-- 568 00:35:41,403 --> 00:35:43,067 That's my line, not yours Hansen. 569 00:35:43,069 --> 00:35:46,237 We'll return as soon as something happens here in-- 570 00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,510 As soon as something happens here in Flaklypa. 571 00:35:48,512 --> 00:35:50,432 Good evening, and good night. 572 00:35:50,434 --> 00:35:52,770 Good evening and thank you for watching, cut. 573 00:35:52,772 --> 00:35:54,051 Thank you for watching. 574 00:36:03,853 --> 00:36:07,596 In less then a week we'll be selling Moon cheese. 575 00:36:46,157 --> 00:36:47,276 Louis! 576 00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:48,622 Not now, Luca. 577 00:37:01,658 --> 00:37:03,283 Sausage. 578 00:37:07,294 --> 00:37:10,142 Remember to engage artificial gravitation 579 00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:12,800 so you don't float about and hurt yourselves. 580 00:37:12,802 --> 00:37:14,722 Artificial gravitation on. 581 00:37:17,381 --> 00:37:19,525 Next stop, the Moon. 582 00:37:44,475 --> 00:37:47,874 Space it's so, it's really big, 583 00:37:49,054 --> 00:37:51,702 and dark, and empty. 584 00:37:52,385 --> 00:37:55,873 There's also the occasional planet I've been told. 585 00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:59,076 And stars with light that travels for thousands of years 586 00:37:59,078 --> 00:38:00,869 before we can see it. 587 00:38:00,871 --> 00:38:03,689 Is light usually so slow in space? 588 00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:07,755 No but the stars are very far away from where we are 589 00:38:07,757 --> 00:38:10,413 so they could actually be long extinguished 590 00:38:10,415 --> 00:38:12,431 before we even see their light. 591 00:38:12,433 --> 00:38:13,967 That's very far away. 592 00:38:13,969 --> 00:38:16,305 And the universe is even greater then that. 593 00:38:16,307 --> 00:38:18,708 Even a blood pimped Delorean time machine 594 00:38:18,710 --> 00:38:21,943 with triple boost turbo could drive for thousands 595 00:38:21,945 --> 00:38:24,472 of years and never reach the end. 596 00:38:24,474 --> 00:38:25,656 Think about that Luca. 597 00:38:25,658 --> 00:38:27,450 You'd probably hit a wall or something 598 00:38:27,452 --> 00:38:29,628 sooner or later. 599 00:38:29,629 --> 00:38:31,805 Luca, when you run into that wall in outer space, 600 00:38:31,808 --> 00:38:35,136 you have to ask yourself, what is on the other side 601 00:38:35,138 --> 00:38:36,630 of that wall? 602 00:38:41,031 --> 00:38:42,150 The wall. 603 00:38:42,152 --> 00:38:44,135 No, space rubbish. 604 00:38:44,137 --> 00:38:47,114 The universe will be the dumping ground of the future. 605 00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:49,740 People think that they can chuck anything out here. 606 00:38:50,991 --> 00:38:54,799 Oh such a shame to throw out all that stuff. 607 00:38:54,801 --> 00:38:56,721 Things that could have been used again, 608 00:38:56,723 --> 00:38:59,283 bits and bobs, this and that. 609 00:38:59,285 --> 00:39:01,429 You can make loads of stuff out of other stuff. 610 00:39:01,431 --> 00:39:03,926 Look I think the Russians have been here. 611 00:39:03,928 --> 00:39:05,784 And the Americans an all. 612 00:39:20,294 --> 00:39:21,948 - The government never sleeps. - What? 613 00:39:22,140 --> 00:39:23,785 Louis you're leaking oxygen, 614 00:39:23,977 --> 00:39:25,578 you need to go outside and repair it. 615 00:39:25,770 --> 00:39:28,268 Out? Go out of the rocket? 616 00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:31,788 Don't worry yourself he has six jet packs. 617 00:39:31,789 --> 00:39:34,703 Do you mean jet packs, or do you mean six packs. 618 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:35,695 I mean both. 619 00:39:37,747 --> 00:39:40,435 The six jet pack has a built in micro brewery 620 00:39:40,437 --> 00:39:42,324 which generates the power. 621 00:39:42,326 --> 00:39:44,438 100 Newton meters of pressure are produced 622 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,776 by the brewing process which can be adjusted 623 00:39:46,778 --> 00:39:50,428 to make stronger ale for extra thrust is required. 624 00:40:27,674 --> 00:40:29,106 No! 625 00:40:40,483 --> 00:40:43,342 Oh no, Louis! 626 00:40:55,279 --> 00:40:59,531 - Can he fix the hole? - Looks like it. 627 00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:03,043 Oh I think this calls for a small celebration. 628 00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:05,940 Well the hole is fixed but they've lost 629 00:41:06,132 --> 00:41:09,336 a lot of oxygen in the meantime, this could mean trouble. 630 00:41:09,338 --> 00:41:12,251 We have just received word from the control center 631 00:41:12,253 --> 00:41:15,390 that things could go wrong. 632 00:41:15,392 --> 00:41:17,439 How on Earth did they know that? 633 00:41:17,441 --> 00:41:19,584 This according to the sources very close 634 00:41:19,586 --> 00:41:21,346 to the inventor, and everyone is asking 635 00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:24,484 whether or not the Moon landing could be compromised. 636 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:30,793 Just pretend I'm not here, but is the landing compromised, 637 00:41:30,795 --> 00:41:32,266 everyone's been asking. 638 00:41:32,268 --> 00:41:35,303 No, no, the landing is not compromised. 639 00:41:35,407 --> 00:41:37,596 Viewers we've just received conformation 640 00:41:37,788 --> 00:41:40,849 that the landing is not compromised. 641 00:41:40,850 --> 00:41:44,692 No it's not compromised, but anymore unexpected problems 642 00:41:44,694 --> 00:41:47,222 like that one and we'll have to turn around. 643 00:41:47,224 --> 00:41:48,816 - Yes. - Yes. 644 00:41:49,401 --> 00:41:50,613 Yes. 645 00:41:50,805 --> 00:41:53,403 Start descent and landing procedures. 646 00:41:54,141 --> 00:41:56,702 Commence descent and landing procedures. 647 00:41:56,896 --> 00:41:58,686 Louis, where are you? 648 00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:01,152 I'm just fixing the six jet pack. 649 00:42:02,756 --> 00:42:04,707 Never know when it will come in handy. 650 00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:11,753 But Louis you're the first in command, the captain. 651 00:42:12,683 --> 00:42:14,049 Er, 652 00:42:15,182 --> 00:42:17,196 why is that green dot blinking? 653 00:42:17,198 --> 00:42:18,574 It's just the motion sensors, 654 00:42:18,576 --> 00:42:20,880 Louis is down below in the cargo hold. 655 00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:26,613 But are there supposed to be two dots there? 656 00:42:28,023 --> 00:42:31,544 Oh dear, that's more then there should be. 657 00:42:31,963 --> 00:42:34,331 Take it easy, Luca. I'm on it. 658 00:42:59,408 --> 00:43:01,566 Is somebody here? 659 00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:24,383 Don't take another step Louis, 660 00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:26,691 there's something right in front of you. 661 00:43:28,327 --> 00:43:29,860 Huh? 662 00:43:40,016 --> 00:43:41,295 Louis stop. 663 00:43:50,648 --> 00:43:52,088 Nothing here. 664 00:43:53,530 --> 00:43:55,416 What in the name? 665 00:44:07,301 --> 00:44:09,813 Flaklypa we have a problem. 666 00:44:13,226 --> 00:44:15,497 He says he's here to keep an eye on some cheese, 667 00:44:15,499 --> 00:44:18,251 a chap called Oliver Clifford smuggled onboard. 668 00:44:18,253 --> 00:44:22,223 Oh for heavens sake, I can't believe that Oliver Clifford. 669 00:44:22,225 --> 00:44:23,793 This is the final straw. 670 00:44:23,794 --> 00:44:25,937 One more person shouldn't matter should it? 671 00:44:25,939 --> 00:44:29,076 Yeah but that person is Emanuel Desperado, 672 00:44:29,078 --> 00:44:30,774 lungs like a tuba. 673 00:44:30,776 --> 00:44:35,288 He'll use a lot of oxygen, and after that leak it's-- 674 00:44:35,290 --> 00:44:37,595 But there's some oxygen surely it will be enough. 675 00:44:37,597 --> 00:44:39,773 The most important thing now is that we get them 676 00:44:39,775 --> 00:44:42,943 back home, the oxygen level is far too low 677 00:44:42,945 --> 00:44:46,882 to sustain four astronauts, you must abort the mission. 678 00:44:56,908 --> 00:45:01,325 Hello, I repeat the oxygen level is too low, 679 00:45:01,327 --> 00:45:04,143 abort mission, hello, abort. 680 00:45:06,002 --> 00:45:07,986 Hello can you hear me? 681 00:45:07,988 --> 00:45:11,381 This will make Flaklypa no better then any other town. 682 00:45:11,383 --> 00:45:13,301 Oh no, that is not the problem. 683 00:45:13,303 --> 00:45:16,857 Not a problem, that's the greatest load of rubbish 684 00:45:16,859 --> 00:45:17,914 I've ever heard. 685 00:45:19,774 --> 00:45:21,052 Oh no. 686 00:45:24,448 --> 00:45:27,105 I need peace and quiet so I can work. 687 00:45:27,107 --> 00:45:30,404 You will be remembered as a complete failure. 688 00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:37,033 Calling La Pollo One, I repeat abort mission, hello. 689 00:45:41,294 --> 00:45:42,515 Hello. 690 00:45:42,991 --> 00:45:44,197 What's Alfie say? 691 00:45:44,389 --> 00:45:48,017 I don't know, it's a very poor connection. 692 00:45:52,535 --> 00:45:53,750 What do we do now? 693 00:45:53,752 --> 00:45:55,991 We land, Alfie said it was very important 694 00:45:55,993 --> 00:45:58,490 that we land it, that was all I could make out. 695 00:46:00,093 --> 00:46:02,927 Come on then, Captain Louis. 696 00:46:04,768 --> 00:46:07,905 The first Norwegian to set foot on the Moon. 697 00:46:11,750 --> 00:46:14,758 So gentlemen the Moon will soon be Norwegian. 698 00:46:15,817 --> 00:46:19,027 But why can't the Moon just be Moonian? 699 00:46:19,596 --> 00:46:22,412 What, Moonian, listen here, there's no doubt 700 00:46:22,414 --> 00:46:24,494 that Norway is the right nation to manage 701 00:46:24,496 --> 00:46:26,287 the Moons resources. 702 00:46:26,289 --> 00:46:27,917 Resources? 703 00:46:28,109 --> 00:46:32,051 The remote control is ruined, I need to get in contact 704 00:46:32,053 --> 00:46:35,415 with them or it'll be a disaster. 705 00:46:38,395 --> 00:46:41,723 Citizens of Norway at this very moment, 706 00:46:41,725 --> 00:46:45,534 La Pollo One is going in for landing. 707 00:46:47,938 --> 00:46:50,241 My cheese'll land on the Moon any minute. 708 00:46:51,173 --> 00:46:54,708 I am sitting here with Lord Mayor Stengelfohn-Glad. 709 00:46:55,143 --> 00:46:59,593 Space Exploration Lord Mayor Stengelfohn-Glad. 710 00:46:59,595 --> 00:47:01,866 Yes, there seemed to be an issue regarding 711 00:47:01,868 --> 00:47:04,204 the oxygen, is it fixed? 712 00:47:04,206 --> 00:47:08,689 Oh yes, nothing can stop the people of Flaklypa. 713 00:47:08,691 --> 00:47:10,513 When we've got our eye on something. 714 00:47:11,572 --> 00:47:13,236 Oh. 715 00:47:37,416 --> 00:47:41,930 Oh no, La Pollo One, you are nearly out of air, 716 00:47:41,932 --> 00:47:42,923 take off again. 717 00:47:42,925 --> 00:47:46,099 Oh I need to regain contact with them now. 718 00:47:53,717 --> 00:47:54,772 Easy peasy. 719 00:47:56,024 --> 00:47:57,017 Yes! 720 00:47:57,209 --> 00:48:01,183 Yes my friends the eagle has landed. 721 00:48:03,356 --> 00:48:05,308 Well perhaps it's a pheasant. 722 00:48:05,310 --> 00:48:07,134 It could be anything from here. 723 00:48:07,136 --> 00:48:08,991 No, no, I think it's a pheasant. 724 00:48:08,993 --> 00:48:12,609 But that's beside the point, the main thing is 725 00:48:12,611 --> 00:48:15,621 the rocket has now landed on the Moon. 726 00:48:15,622 --> 00:48:20,488 And the moment we've all been waiting for is almost here. 727 00:48:20,778 --> 00:48:21,803 The buffet? 728 00:48:21,995 --> 00:48:24,395 No, a Norwegian on the Moon. 729 00:48:24,397 --> 00:48:27,021 Oh yes, that too. 730 00:48:39,449 --> 00:48:42,265 Is that Louis Gunderson? 731 00:48:42,267 --> 00:48:44,571 Louis, Louis, Louis, Louis! 732 00:48:46,687 --> 00:48:51,296 Oh, Vigfus, Vigfus, Vigfus, Vigfus, Vigfus! 733 00:48:56,102 --> 00:48:58,981 In the future everyone will remember 734 00:48:58,983 --> 00:49:01,928 what they were doing at this very moment. 735 00:49:03,435 --> 00:49:04,842 Boogers. 736 00:49:05,550 --> 00:49:08,493 I think everyone in the country must be watching 737 00:49:08,495 --> 00:49:10,254 their screens right now. 738 00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:15,285 And we will shortly be hearing from the brave 739 00:49:15,477 --> 00:49:17,364 patriot himself. 740 00:49:19,031 --> 00:49:21,207 One small step for man, 741 00:49:26,781 --> 00:49:31,551 but one huge step for Norwegian bureaucracy. 742 00:49:31,553 --> 00:49:34,626 Yeah, yes, that's beautiful. 743 00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:41,940 Hey, you said you'd wait for me so I could go first. 744 00:49:43,947 --> 00:49:45,642 The government doesn't pay millions 745 00:49:45,644 --> 00:49:47,979 so a non-government official like you 746 00:49:47,981 --> 00:49:50,382 can go first, buzz off. 747 00:49:59,543 --> 00:50:03,064 I hereby declare the Moon to be Norwegian. 748 00:50:07,485 --> 00:50:11,694 May you provide our nation with joy and wealth. 749 00:50:18,662 --> 00:50:21,670 In your face rest of the world. 750 00:50:21,672 --> 00:50:22,696 Wonderful! 751 00:50:35,570 --> 00:50:38,034 The previous owner did a poor job of tidying up. 752 00:50:38,997 --> 00:50:41,814 I'm sure there's a return deposit on this. 753 00:50:41,816 --> 00:50:44,407 Yes, time to start the robot. 754 00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:46,888 The robot? 755 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:02,726 What in the world, Alfie didn't make that. 756 00:51:04,874 --> 00:51:06,890 No this is too high tech for Alfie. 757 00:51:06,891 --> 00:51:09,324 It is the Gov Vacuum C-type. 758 00:51:09,326 --> 00:51:12,590 A very complex robot, it will vacuum the Moon. 759 00:51:12,592 --> 00:51:13,769 But why? 760 00:51:13,961 --> 00:51:17,035 You see Moon dust contains a very rare metal 761 00:51:17,172 --> 00:51:19,188 that isn't found on Earth. 762 00:51:19,189 --> 00:51:20,661 Vigfusium. 763 00:51:21,335 --> 00:51:24,279 Vigfusium, named after you? 764 00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:28,058 Vigfusium is a very valuable substance 765 00:51:28,060 --> 00:51:31,901 with countless uses, we'll start it now 766 00:51:31,903 --> 00:51:34,815 so it can gather dust for several years 767 00:51:34,817 --> 00:51:37,281 and we'll return to fetch it later. 768 00:51:37,283 --> 00:51:39,235 And then we'll sell the dust for billions. 769 00:51:39,237 --> 00:51:41,413 But what'll happen to the Moon if we take 770 00:51:41,415 --> 00:51:43,910 all the Moon dust off it? 771 00:51:43,912 --> 00:51:44,999 Nothing at all. 772 00:51:47,788 --> 00:51:49,387 Well almost nothing. 773 00:51:49,869 --> 00:51:52,110 The reflections will be weaker that's all. 774 00:51:53,872 --> 00:51:56,400 Weaker reflections he says, 775 00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:57,997 what does he mean by that? 776 00:51:58,452 --> 00:52:01,697 He means Luca that the Moon won't shine no more. 777 00:52:03,223 --> 00:52:04,783 No more Moon lantern. 778 00:52:21,477 --> 00:52:22,565 But you can't do that. 779 00:52:22,855 --> 00:52:24,710 We can buy a million electric lights 780 00:52:24,712 --> 00:52:26,215 with all the money we'll earn. 781 00:52:26,217 --> 00:52:28,361 That doesn't matter, you are not going to drive 782 00:52:28,363 --> 00:52:30,123 this robot out Vigfus. 783 00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:32,300 That's not your decision, it is the Norwegian people 784 00:52:32,302 --> 00:52:34,030 represented by the Norwegian government, 785 00:52:34,032 --> 00:52:35,054 represented by me. 786 00:52:35,056 --> 00:52:38,225 I'm people too, I pay my tax. 787 00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:42,996 Or at least I've paid a lot of parking fines 788 00:52:42,998 --> 00:52:44,438 over the years. 789 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:48,601 Fine, let's do this the democratic way. 790 00:52:48,603 --> 00:52:52,059 We'll vote on it, those in favor of exploiting the Moons 791 00:52:52,061 --> 00:52:54,814 resources so that Norway can get rich 792 00:52:54,816 --> 00:52:56,319 and we can create a banana fund, 793 00:52:56,321 --> 00:52:58,657 and buy all the bananas in the world, 794 00:52:59,364 --> 00:53:01,218 apprehend the other two now. 795 00:53:05,832 --> 00:53:08,872 I thought we were a team Vigfus. 796 00:53:08,874 --> 00:53:12,203 I'm sorry Louis but I am the government, 797 00:53:12,205 --> 00:53:14,157 that's the only team I need. 798 00:53:24,407 --> 00:53:26,102 ¶ Norway is the best ¶ 799 00:53:26,298 --> 00:53:28,699 ¶ It always stands the test ¶ 800 00:53:28,987 --> 00:53:31,385 ¶ Norway can vacuum the ¶ 801 00:53:31,387 --> 00:53:33,884 ¶ Entire planet ¶ 802 00:53:43,269 --> 00:53:46,278 Cooey don't you want to celebrate Alfie? 803 00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:48,680 Why don't you go celebrate on your own 804 00:53:48,682 --> 00:53:51,561 somewhere very far away, I need to get my lads home 805 00:53:51,563 --> 00:53:52,811 before they run out of air. 806 00:53:52,813 --> 00:53:54,476 Are they in danger? 807 00:53:54,478 --> 00:53:56,622 If I can recalibrate this to the machine 808 00:53:56,624 --> 00:53:59,215 that goes beep when everything works as it should-- 809 00:53:59,217 --> 00:54:00,336 Yes. 810 00:54:00,338 --> 00:54:01,810 I could do with another power lead. 811 00:54:01,812 --> 00:54:04,532 I am a born leader, I can help. 812 00:54:04,534 --> 00:54:06,198 No, something with metal. 813 00:54:06,199 --> 00:54:07,575 Oh I don't have the time for this. 814 00:54:07,769 --> 00:54:09,161 Like this? 815 00:54:10,670 --> 00:54:13,004 That might actually work, thanks. 816 00:54:13,196 --> 00:54:17,085 Don't mention it, we must get those boys back. 817 00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:18,001 Yes. 818 00:54:18,193 --> 00:54:21,607 Oh there will be consternation in the press otherwise. 819 00:54:28,820 --> 00:54:30,932 ¶ Hooray for Norway independence day ¶ 820 00:54:31,124 --> 00:54:33,083 ¶ And the Moon and all that stuff ¶ 821 00:54:36,656 --> 00:54:38,702 You're gonna regret this Emanuel. 822 00:54:41,907 --> 00:54:44,021 I hope someone up there knows Morse code 823 00:54:44,213 --> 00:54:45,653 'cause we don't have much time. 824 00:54:47,544 --> 00:54:51,320 ¶ The Moon is dark, very very dark and gray ¶ 825 00:54:51,322 --> 00:54:52,761 Well time to go home. 826 00:54:52,763 --> 00:54:56,221 You need me to fly the rocket, so let me go. 827 00:54:56,223 --> 00:54:59,903 So you can sabotage my robot on the Moon, never. 828 00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:03,169 I can manage just fine with my new pilot, 829 00:55:03,171 --> 00:55:05,508 Captain Emanuel. 830 00:55:11,305 --> 00:55:14,282 Just give it a little bit of time, we'll be fine. 831 00:55:14,284 --> 00:55:17,644 Here Louis, why's that machine beeping like that? 832 00:55:18,672 --> 00:55:20,206 It's supposed to beep so we know 833 00:55:20,208 --> 00:55:21,328 everything's in order. 834 00:55:22,322 --> 00:55:25,203 Oh good thing too 'cause that wouldn't be 835 00:55:25,205 --> 00:55:29,622 a very good message if that was actually Morse code. 836 00:55:29,624 --> 00:55:31,479 Do you know Morse code? 837 00:55:31,481 --> 00:55:35,579 Oh yeah, it's the emergency code used as sea. 838 00:55:35,581 --> 00:55:37,372 You know like if you get into difficulties 839 00:55:37,374 --> 00:55:39,229 out on the ocean. 840 00:55:39,231 --> 00:55:42,592 And what would that beeping mean if it were Morse code? 841 00:55:42,594 --> 00:55:47,428 Come back now, not much air left. 842 00:55:49,255 --> 00:55:52,232 But this isn't Morse code though, is it? 843 00:55:54,764 --> 00:55:57,419 Vigfus, what have you done! 844 00:55:57,421 --> 00:55:58,893 We can discuss that later but for now 845 00:55:58,894 --> 00:56:00,910 you are reinstated as captain so we can hurry 846 00:56:00,912 --> 00:56:01,935 back home again. 847 00:56:03,667 --> 00:56:07,091 Calling Flaklypa, La Pollo calling Flaklypa. 848 00:56:07,093 --> 00:56:10,261 I can't get through. 849 00:56:10,263 --> 00:56:14,329 Oh dear, this must be the source of the failure. 850 00:56:14,331 --> 00:56:18,172 Calling Flaklypa, Alfie are you there, Alfie. 851 00:56:21,536 --> 00:56:23,360 Is everyone okay up there? 852 00:56:23,362 --> 00:56:25,666 We just found out about the oxygen Alfie, 853 00:56:25,668 --> 00:56:27,747 is there still hope for us? 854 00:56:27,749 --> 00:56:30,501 Of course, but you need to take one thing at a time. 855 00:56:30,503 --> 00:56:32,551 It's difficult but if the rocket comes up 856 00:56:32,553 --> 00:56:33,993 to it's full speed. 857 00:56:33,995 --> 00:56:36,170 Good, commence departure procedure. 858 00:56:41,649 --> 00:56:43,312 Are you ready Luca? 859 00:56:44,786 --> 00:56:46,017 Luca? 860 00:56:50,935 --> 00:56:53,239 He's probably hiding in the cargo hold. 861 00:56:57,725 --> 00:56:58,780 Oh no, Luca. 862 00:57:06,724 --> 00:57:08,123 Stop! 863 00:57:14,858 --> 00:57:16,842 In the name of the Moon. 864 00:57:19,854 --> 00:57:21,762 Stop! 865 00:57:43,776 --> 00:57:46,080 Luca what are you doing? 866 00:57:48,068 --> 00:57:50,212 We're going home, we have to leave now. 867 00:57:50,967 --> 00:57:54,522 But the robot it's gonna destroy the Moon. 868 00:57:54,889 --> 00:57:58,890 We need to leave now or we'll run out of oxygen. 869 00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:01,356 If that isn't dangerous I don't know what is, 870 00:58:02,031 --> 00:58:03,483 come on Luca. 871 00:58:03,675 --> 00:58:05,135 Er, no! 872 00:58:05,778 --> 00:58:07,089 No? 873 00:58:07,091 --> 00:58:10,003 Remember those stars you told me about, 874 00:58:10,005 --> 00:58:12,980 the ones that died a very long time ago 875 00:58:12,982 --> 00:58:14,775 but they still shine? 876 00:58:14,776 --> 00:58:16,056 Yeah. 877 00:58:16,058 --> 00:58:19,899 If we leave now the Moon will go all dark 878 00:58:19,901 --> 00:58:22,909 and that's how it'll stay for the rest of our lifetimes. 879 00:58:23,807 --> 00:58:25,951 Yeah I know but Luca look-- 880 00:58:25,953 --> 00:58:28,930 But if we save the Moon it'll keep on shining 881 00:58:28,932 --> 00:58:32,068 long after we're gone, maybe even longer. 882 00:58:35,945 --> 00:58:40,684 And not a lot of people get to save the Moon, Louis, do they? 883 00:58:46,642 --> 00:58:50,323 Luca, I rarely say this, 884 00:58:50,325 --> 00:58:53,300 but you know what, you're right. 885 00:58:56,121 --> 00:58:59,130 No, no, no, those idiots are going to ruin everything, 886 00:58:59,132 --> 00:59:01,883 I must stop them, I'll be back soon. 887 00:59:02,526 --> 00:59:03,804 Don't breath too much. 888 00:59:06,625 --> 00:59:08,225 We'll never be able to stop it. 889 00:59:08,706 --> 00:59:11,779 It's just a machine, and machine's can be switched off. 890 00:59:13,862 --> 00:59:16,294 Hello, hello. 891 00:59:16,296 --> 00:59:18,472 Can someone tell me what's going on up there? 892 00:59:25,199 --> 00:59:28,913 What, I don't understand, can you repeat that? 893 00:59:41,404 --> 00:59:43,132 There's the control panel Luca. 894 00:59:44,318 --> 00:59:46,656 You're gonna have to disable the robot. 895 00:59:46,848 --> 00:59:48,934 How am I supposed to get onto it? 896 00:59:51,139 --> 00:59:52,478 Good Luca. 897 00:59:52,996 --> 00:59:54,276 Pull out the cable. 898 00:59:55,483 --> 00:59:59,052 It's been fun Mr Robot but it's time to say night night. 899 01:00:02,542 --> 01:00:03,575 Huh? 900 01:00:04,014 --> 01:00:05,357 You might as well give up. 901 01:00:05,744 --> 01:00:06,577 Vigfus! 902 01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:08,655 The government is always two steps ahead. 903 01:00:11,219 --> 01:00:13,331 I apologize, but I can't allow you to stop 904 01:00:13,333 --> 01:00:15,861 the robot, this is what we will all live off 905 01:00:15,863 --> 01:00:16,918 when the oil is gone. 906 01:00:19,321 --> 01:00:22,266 I just have Norway's best interests in mind. 907 01:00:22,268 --> 01:00:23,483 This isn't personal. 908 01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:25,629 That's a relief. 909 01:00:28,321 --> 01:00:31,198 Let go, that is government property. 910 01:00:36,711 --> 01:00:38,178 Get off. 911 01:00:40,394 --> 01:00:41,674 Out of my way. 912 01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:50,480 The remote control! 913 01:00:52,692 --> 01:00:54,858 I'm stuck, help! 914 01:00:56,406 --> 01:00:57,494 I'm coming Luca. 915 01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:01,593 Vacuum Type-C has gone bonkers. 916 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,113 Help! 917 01:01:10,305 --> 01:01:11,443 I can't. 918 01:01:12,098 --> 01:01:13,863 Help! 919 01:01:29,552 --> 01:01:31,300 Emanuel? 920 01:01:41,369 --> 01:01:43,934 Oh, he saved us. 921 01:01:45,501 --> 01:01:47,452 He's got a good pair of lungs on him. 922 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:50,110 Looks like he lifts weights too doesn't he? 923 01:01:50,112 --> 01:01:53,185 Lifts them, he eats them for breakfast. 924 01:01:56,101 --> 01:01:58,949 Vigfus you dimwit what are you doing? 925 01:01:58,951 --> 01:02:00,812 I didn't mean too, 926 01:02:01,097 --> 01:02:04,938 I just, well the government and, 927 01:02:04,940 --> 01:02:06,538 it was all so clear. 928 01:02:07,534 --> 01:02:09,197 You could have actually killed us. 929 01:02:10,192 --> 01:02:14,289 I have killed us, a long time ago. 930 01:02:14,291 --> 01:02:16,883 We don't have enough oxygen to get back. 931 01:02:26,461 --> 01:02:28,297 No. 932 01:02:31,392 --> 01:02:33,504 Sorry I let you down lads. 933 01:02:44,074 --> 01:02:46,922 Look, for a pessimist I'm really impressed 934 01:02:46,924 --> 01:02:49,292 that you're taking this so well, Luca. 935 01:02:49,294 --> 01:02:51,791 And you know if this really, really is the end 936 01:02:51,793 --> 01:02:55,473 for Louis Gunderson at least we go out with a bang, 937 01:02:55,475 --> 01:02:57,093 on the Moon. 938 01:02:57,285 --> 01:02:59,669 I can honestly say I've had an interesting life, 939 01:02:59,671 --> 01:03:02,519 with good friends, not everyone has been so blessed. 940 01:03:03,674 --> 01:03:06,137 I thought the government was my friend, 941 01:03:07,132 --> 01:03:09,052 it's been the only friend I've ever had. 942 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,559 It's never too late to make friends. 943 01:03:14,561 --> 01:03:18,403 We could be your friends, for whatever little time's left. 944 01:03:30,062 --> 01:03:34,415 So ladies and gentlemen all hope is lost, 945 01:03:34,417 --> 01:03:35,729 and now we're going over to-- 946 01:03:35,731 --> 01:03:38,066 La Pollo One has no more oxygen left, 947 01:03:38,068 --> 01:03:39,604 it's probably all over. 948 01:03:55,009 --> 01:03:57,025 Imagine we'll never taste another cup 949 01:03:57,026 --> 01:03:58,850 of freshly brewed coffee again. 950 01:04:00,326 --> 01:04:03,846 And I'll never smell a beautiful flower again. 951 01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:09,771 And I'm never going to have another day at the office. 952 01:04:12,207 --> 01:04:15,087 Well, that's actually not so bad. 953 01:04:15,089 --> 01:04:17,393 And I'll never again get to take my rage out 954 01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:19,378 on random objects like this one. 955 01:04:24,985 --> 01:04:27,289 Oh I thought it would be heavier. 956 01:04:27,291 --> 01:04:31,933 Oh Vigfusium it really is an amazing substance. 957 01:04:31,935 --> 01:04:35,743 Can also be used as fuel, it makes any engine 958 01:04:35,745 --> 01:04:37,761 go five times faster. 959 01:04:38,788 --> 01:04:42,244 It's too bad we're not out of fuel. 960 01:04:43,463 --> 01:04:45,543 Five times the speed you say. 961 01:04:48,139 --> 01:04:50,924 Flaklypa we have a solution. 962 01:04:50,926 --> 01:04:53,516 The Moon dust is a very efficient fuel, 963 01:04:53,708 --> 01:04:55,375 we can modify the engine so that we can go 964 01:04:55,377 --> 01:04:57,328 five times the speed. 965 01:04:57,330 --> 01:05:01,364 If you go five times faster the tiny little bit 966 01:05:01,365 --> 01:05:04,533 of oxygen you have left might just last long enough 967 01:05:04,535 --> 01:05:06,679 to get you back into our atmosphere. 968 01:05:08,059 --> 01:05:09,883 Well we have to try. 969 01:05:09,884 --> 01:05:11,131 Only problem is the rocket isn't made 970 01:05:11,133 --> 01:05:12,764 to go at that speed. 971 01:05:12,766 --> 01:05:14,590 But the rocket is made by the best, 972 01:05:14,592 --> 01:05:16,927 no one knows how much it can take, 973 01:05:16,929 --> 01:05:19,073 not until it's pushed to it's limit. 974 01:05:19,075 --> 01:05:20,610 Vigfus are you coming? 975 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,239 Yes, I'm coming. 976 01:05:34,126 --> 01:05:36,014 Let's give it our best shot. 977 01:05:36,016 --> 01:05:37,295 Let's go home. 978 01:05:39,732 --> 01:05:42,420 La Pollo has taken off from the Moon, 979 01:05:42,902 --> 01:05:44,949 but will they return home? 980 01:05:44,951 --> 01:05:46,871 They'll have to fly faster then anyone 981 01:05:46,873 --> 01:05:48,600 has ever flown before. 982 01:05:56,096 --> 01:05:57,471 They're on their way at least. 983 01:05:57,473 --> 01:06:00,705 It's a long road, a very long road. 984 01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:04,196 But they are heroes regardless of how it ends. 985 01:06:04,197 --> 01:06:07,142 Yes it would be great fun if they returned home alive, 986 01:06:07,144 --> 01:06:08,168 especially for them. 987 01:06:17,489 --> 01:06:19,824 Oh this is not going to end well. 988 01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:27,351 Is it just me or is it getting 989 01:06:27,353 --> 01:06:28,952 a bit hot in here? 990 01:06:29,690 --> 01:06:31,675 I'm sorry but at the speed you're traveling at now 991 01:06:31,867 --> 01:06:34,107 through the atmosphere it's bound to heat up. 992 01:06:35,967 --> 01:06:37,534 Heat up, by how much? 993 01:06:37,536 --> 01:06:40,255 It'll be hot enough to take a sauna, Luca. 994 01:06:51,819 --> 01:06:55,661 Now I know how freshly baked bread feels. 995 01:06:55,663 --> 01:06:58,926 And now I'm here with our aluminum expert, 996 01:06:58,928 --> 01:07:02,290 can the hull of La Pollo One withstand the heat? 997 01:07:02,292 --> 01:07:04,564 - Oh yes, no problem. - That's good. 998 01:07:04,565 --> 01:07:06,229 But the passengers might not. 999 01:07:06,231 --> 01:07:10,199 Oh, well, will they return home, 1000 01:07:10,201 --> 01:07:14,363 or will they fry like sausages in their own grease? 1001 01:07:21,986 --> 01:07:23,803 Well that's it, they're out of air. 1002 01:07:24,543 --> 01:07:26,991 This is it, hold your breath. 1003 01:08:12,074 --> 01:08:13,673 They should be here shortly. 1004 01:08:20,016 --> 01:08:21,359 Is that it? 1005 01:09:00,879 --> 01:09:01,903 Oh Luca. 1006 01:09:03,955 --> 01:09:05,905 I'm never going to leave you again. 1007 01:09:07,669 --> 01:09:09,250 Alfie! 1008 01:09:11,384 --> 01:09:13,134 Thank goodness. 1009 01:09:20,608 --> 01:09:21,598 Moon cheese. 1010 01:09:28,421 --> 01:09:31,302 We managed to return safely because well, 1011 01:09:31,304 --> 01:09:32,647 we worked as a team. 1012 01:09:32,649 --> 01:09:35,592 But the big question is, is the Moon Norwegian? 1013 01:09:35,594 --> 01:09:39,051 We did plant the Norwegian flag on the Moon 1014 01:09:39,053 --> 01:09:42,062 so the Moon was really Norwegian, 1015 01:09:42,064 --> 01:09:45,584 but we had to bring the flag back down again. 1016 01:09:45,586 --> 01:09:47,057 Can you tell us why? 1017 01:09:47,059 --> 01:09:49,108 I'm afraid that's a classified secret, 1018 01:09:49,110 --> 01:09:51,349 desperate situations require desperate measures. 1019 01:09:51,351 --> 01:09:53,271 Did we really have to take the flag back down? 1020 01:09:53,273 --> 01:09:54,807 No, but no one owns the Moon. 1021 01:09:56,571 --> 01:09:59,291 So the Moon isn't Norwegian? 1022 01:09:59,293 --> 01:10:03,838 The Moon is, as a wise man once said, Moonian. 1023 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:06,912 A wise man, I thought I said that? 1024 01:10:06,914 --> 01:10:09,924 Right, will there be more Moon expeditions Alfie? 1025 01:10:09,926 --> 01:10:12,742 Well I don't think so. 1026 01:10:12,744 --> 01:10:16,584 But isn't Norway's future out there? 1027 01:10:16,586 --> 01:10:20,140 When a bicycle repair man inventor, 1028 01:10:20,142 --> 01:10:24,014 a tough magpie, and a nervous hedgehog, 1029 01:10:25,201 --> 01:10:29,235 and a strong gorilla and a boring administrator, 1030 01:10:30,166 --> 01:10:31,473 when a gang-- 1031 01:10:31,665 --> 01:10:33,942 And a charming Lord Mayor. 1032 01:10:33,944 --> 01:10:36,472 When a gang like this manages to cooperate 1033 01:10:36,474 --> 01:10:38,617 to get a rocket to the Moon and back, 1034 01:10:39,677 --> 01:10:43,870 I'm convinced that the future lies down here. 1035 01:10:50,052 --> 01:10:52,389 And this concludes our program. 1036 01:10:52,391 --> 01:10:54,726 Frederick Hansen would you like to sign off? 1037 01:10:54,728 --> 01:10:56,231 No, no, you do it. 1038 01:10:56,233 --> 01:10:58,153 - No you. - No really you. 1039 01:10:58,155 --> 01:10:59,979 - No you. - No, no you take it. 1040 01:10:59,981 --> 01:11:02,125 No you, you deserve the honor. 1041 01:11:02,127 --> 01:11:04,974 I'll take it. Say goodnight. 1042 01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:32,291 Imagine we was all the way up there. 1043 01:11:33,254 --> 01:11:35,590 And imagine we came back home again. 1044 01:11:35,592 --> 01:11:37,544 Yes imagine that. 1045 01:11:37,546 --> 01:11:40,874 I will never be sending you away that far again. 1046 01:11:41,901 --> 01:11:44,397 You know it's not that far to Mars. 1047 01:11:44,399 --> 01:11:48,560 I know but we'd need a larger rocket for that, 1048 01:11:48,562 --> 01:11:51,508 that would mean drafting new plans. 1049 01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:53,748 Read 'em and weep, three jacks. 1050 01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:57,035 Are you cheating, Louis? 1051 01:11:57,227 --> 01:12:00,122 Me, I'm as honest as the day is long. 1052 01:12:01,180 --> 01:12:02,919 Specially during the short days of winter. 1053 01:12:03,111 --> 01:12:04,893 But I have two jacks too you see, 1054 01:12:04,895 --> 01:12:06,238 that can't be right. 1055 01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,127 Oh there seems to be an unusual amount of jacks 1056 01:12:08,129 --> 01:12:09,249 in this deck. 1057 01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:13,091 Well I've got four of these, queens, look. 1058 01:12:13,093 --> 01:12:14,789 Ah that's where they are, I was wondering 1059 01:12:14,791 --> 01:12:15,942 where they'd got too. 1060 01:12:15,944 --> 01:12:20,329 Ah Luca, you always have such good luck. 1061 01:12:20,330 --> 01:12:24,044 Yeah but what if all my luck runs out one day? 1062 01:12:25,070 --> 01:12:27,023 Nothing to worry about Luca, 1063 01:12:27,025 --> 01:12:28,944 nothing to worry about.